A Moosetacular Birthday

Today was my birthday. For the big day, Mr. and Mrs. Reilly sent ol' -- 1 year ol'er -- Homunculus a pair of boxers from their recent trip to Alaska, home of bitchtastic vice-presidential candidates and, apparently, punny undergarments. Here, check 'em out:












(Yes, that says "GLUTEUS MAXIMOOSE.")

Homunculus say, Thanks Mom & Dad! -- but an even better gift would have been the chance to squeeze S-Palin's gluteus maximoose on live TV. Mmmm.... glutilicious.