Next Time on WOTE: Natalie Portman and her Strange Attraction to Pompous, Overeducated, Underemployed Bloggers
To wit --
July 18, 2008: I discuss -- I mention -- the WBNA for the first time in my life.
Four days later: The biggest event in the history of the league takes place; hockey moms and Joes-six-pack learn what WNBA actually stands for.
Coincidence? Possibly.
Beginning of August: Homunculus visits a friend in Denmark for a week.
The weekend I return: Major stories about Denmark appear in not one, but two of America's finest newspapers.
Coincidence? Unlikely.
Sept. 3, 2008: Homunculus becomes the first blogger in history to devote an entire entry to the Saguaro cactus.
And today: The Times reports on a disturbing new trend in Arizona: Saguaro cactus theft.
Coincidence? Not hardly.
I shall henceforth be known as Homunculus J. Delphic, the Vatic Oracle of the Blogosphere.
Labels: cacti, Denmark, NY Times, prescience, WNBA
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