And when I hit the glass ceiling at this place, I can quit and become a condom tester...

I have an announcement to make: my job search has ended. After eight months of pavement-hitting, my feet have finally stopped moving. Here is where they landed:


I was wandering around the Upper West Side last week, and there it was, right in front of me: the Greatest Job of All Time. Bonus: when I start, I'll finally get to wear my favorite shirt to work.


Speaking of ladies' unmentionables, I stumbled across an ad for Fupa.com last night. Needless to say, with a name like Fupa, I had to check it out. Turns out (as you know if you just clicked the link yourself) it's an online gaming site. Funny -- I always thought it was something else.